Thursday, May 21, 2009

Laine the MAFIA Hurricane

L: Dad, come look in your room. I did something for you. It is a surprise.

What before my wondering eyes should appear but a freshly made bed.

J: (in a sincere proud-of-my-daughter tone) THANK YOU Laine. That is so special. What a wonderful surprise. I love you and I really appreciate you doing that for me. (followed by loving fatherly-daughterly hug.)

L: Dad, can I have a penny now for making your bed? It is my job to make my bed but it is your job to make your bed so since I did your job I would like a penny.

J: uh...well...uh...(stunned and shocked at how skillful my daughter is at manipulation.)

L: (getting serious now) Dad, please give me a penny right now. Now Dad. Please give me a penny. Give me a penny dad. Dad, give me a penny right now.

I was cornered and scared for my own safety so I handed it over. (this picture of Lainey on Mother's day. She INSISTED that Marie take her wonderfully-husband-cooked breakfast IN BED. ON A TRAY. It didn't matter that this was horribly awkward and very messy. To Lainey - this was the meaning of mother's day.)

5 comments:

Jane Durham said...

even though she's intense, and might have mafia tendencies, she is one adorable girl. I do wish I could have heard her.

JonAli said...

How are your thumbs?

JonAli said...

You should make her bed, and ask for the penny back. Unless of course you are concerned for your safety.

Jenny said...

That's hilarious.

The Lintons said...

I love it. This girl is going to be a great entrepreneur!

We love you guys!!!
Jennie