Sunday, June 7, 2009

camping camping camping - Part 3

Let me just start by saying that the above picture scares me for the future.

Let's be honest here. The third camping trip was painful. It was up Diamond Fork canyon (which was BEAUTIFUL) along with Lainey's whole kindergarten class. The only problem was Laine was running some serious sleep deficits. In addition to the previous weekends of low sleep, the day before this camp out she had her 1st grade transition day (which scared her for some reason and caused all-out crying tantrums) her Spanish school final program, and her dance recital all on the same day. (future post about those)

She went to bed SUPER late on Thursday having only eaten blue cotton candy ice cream for dinner from Maggie Moo's (which turns your poop blue in case you are curious.) Anyway- all of this sleep deprivation led to a belief that everyone was rude to her and that crying was the only answer. She spent Friday night off and on hating pretty much everyone who has ever lived.

Saturday morning was still touch and go. She did manage to decide she wanted to go on a hike to the hot springs and that was pretty fun...sometimes. At the springs she was great but by the time we were done Rom had fallen asleep in our arms and Lainey was back to an inablity to control her tears. Very hard.

At this point a third party negotiator was called in. We were driving a friend home from the camping trip so her family could stay and she could work....only she didn't want to go home as early as we felt was needed to save Laine's life. She decided her only option was to take over our parenting for awhile. Here were her ground rules/recommendations for Laine.
1. Stay away from your parents. Don't let them see you.
2. If they do say you say nothing. Only smile at them. If they are around, don't talk to anyone else either just to be safe.
3. Most important. If they tell you it is time to go say in a very sweet and innocent voice, "Dad, I'm really sorry I had a hard day but I'd really like to stay a little longer if that would be okay with you." Practice practice practice.

Little did she know that saying "I'm sorry" is against Laine's moral code. Her motto is "never never never give up." I think she read it somewhere in an office where someone had copied it for the 1000th time along with a picture of a frog being eaten by a bird. She believed strongly in it since before she could read but once she saw it in print it became her gosple truth.

Luckily for her, rules number 1 and 2 were very effective and gave Marie and I enough room to breathe in and out at a steady pace for long enough to realize that killing our daughter whom we deeply love was a bad idea. Win win win for everyone.

4 comments:

Emily said...

Wow. So much to comment here on these camping posts. I'll just say this:
1. Your kids ARE super tough and I would be bragging about them too..(and I'm glad you didn't kill Laine on the last trip!)
2. Rom is a total crack-up. The highlight of the trip for us was watching Rom wander around camp in his pajamas with the bike pads on over top. I LOVE this kid. I'll have to try his favorite soggy Dorito snack 'cause if it's good enough for the wombat, it's good enough for me.
3. We love camping with guys and this is why and I quote: "Sometimes it is important to have an open definition of camping." Amen. It's our new motto. Next time let's go camping somewhere with a miniature golf course nearby....just in case...

Kearl said...

Camping with your school class - what a fun field trip. Someone from your school needs to talk with our teachers. 15 minutes at the fire station just doesn't cut it.

Jane Durham said...

let me just start by saying that the first picture made me scared for the future too, even though it is the cutest ever!!! definitely need a post about her programs.

Twisted Sister said...

Love you blog...! Just had a great time catching up with y'all and just wish we could go camping with you guys. Sounds so fun!